Ok, now these what I've gotten from a email by a primary school junior, who's still in P6.
IT goes.........


First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?



Ans: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong!
If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!




Second Question:
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?



Ans:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!





Third Question: (do this mentally, without pen & paper, or calculator.)
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?



Ans:
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!




Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana,
2. Nene,
3. Nini,
4. Nono.
5. ???????????!!!!!!

What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Ans:
Nunu? NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!




NOW, there's another BONUS question for you!

Question:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


Ans:

He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute!!!!!

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